Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Today's Post Is Brought To You By The Letter "E" (as in Eeeeeew)

Today is Monday. It's undeniably Monday.

So far I've managed to fall into a large drizzle bordering on puddle of unrine (most likely NOT my own) during a code one hovering manuever in the bathroom. Paul, funny enough, didn't know about the art of hovering until I filled him in.

Note to guys: "hovering" is a term used to describe the multitasking feat of defying physics, maintaining kung fu-esque balance while posed in muscle cramping/leg shaking squat form by ladies when urinating. Coined because we "hover" over the bowl and do not make skin to porcelin contact with the lid (or with anything else for that matter). And depending on how much water you drink, can be quite the workout.

Sometimes I don't think you guys know how lucky you are. Just for one day I'd like to know what it was like to stand, point and pee. Or write my name in the snow. You do that, right? Just like we girls have pillow fights in our underwear at sleepovers.

6 comments:

Amy said...

You might want to try this product.. And spread the word to women everywhere...especially the ones who miss their target and don't clean up after themselves.

Kaleb said...

try getting a Shenis. shenis.com

seriously.

I have no stake in the company, but ever since I bought one years ago it is wonderful to stand and pee!

GrizzBabe said...

Speaking of missing the target, I once did the hover thing only to discover the lid was down. Not being the most observant person on the planet, I didn't make this discovery until after I was finished. I did clean up after myself, though.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

hahahahah I'm sure us ladies could try to stand and pee, but it may not be so pretty. I want to be a dude so I dont have to shave anythign and I can just be alll....hairy.

Kirsten said...

Funny story. I find everytime I do the hover my pee stream goes to the extreme left or right. Making a nice stream on my upper inner thigh. Then you have to slow down you steam of pee so you will not make a puddle on or under the toilet. Then because it takes you so long your legs start giving out before your done and you need to stop. 15 minutes later you saying, I need to pee.

Erika said...

Amy: Is it me, or does that thing look like a paper airplane.

Kaleb: One word...aaaaaaa.

Grizzbabe: Can you imagine guys cleaning up after themselves? lol

Chelsea: Men don't realize how great they have it (occasionally).

Kiki: The same thing happens to me. I blame childbirth on my angular streaming.