Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Profile of the Damned, #2

Have you seen the new DQ commercial with the waffle bowl guy and the soft serve girl at the doctor's office? The doctor informs the guy that he isn't lactose-intolerant and they can have a baby. It kills me every time!

Then I got to thinking. Was inspired even.

Perhaps if I venture back to online dating, my opening line could be "Soft Serve Looking For Her Waffle Bowl." After all, guys might find it cute.

Somehow I don't think that the alternative, "Waffle Bowl Looking For Her Soft Serve" would elicit the same volume of responses.

8 comments:

Sean said...

i like the first commercial in the series better. where she comes to the door asking for chocolate sauce...

and just further proof that you're warped, huh?

Peter DeWolf said...

Ha! Good point.

I liked the ads for Drumsticks. the ones with the guy dressed as a... Drumstick. The chicks started eating him and he told them to "Watch the nuts." Sadly they now show the same ad without the line.

Erika said...

Sean: I like the first one too. Ah hell, I like them all! As for being warped, I prefer the term "sees things through a unique lens".

Peter: Oh no - the nuts line is THE commercial. Everyone's way too sensitive these days.

Charlene said...

The line is good, however, the soft serve part would totally make me think that you were overweight.....

Erika said...

Char: Yeah, I thought about that too. What if I say, "Low fat soft serve..." Tee hee.

Kirsten said...

Pretty good. I don't like those DQ commericals. Figures eh. The fact that she's in that outfit, it bugs me.

thesharkguys said...

I could've sworn they'd gone out of business...where does one find a DQ in these parts, short of a strip plaza with an all night rock 'n' bowl?

Erika said...

thesharkguys: No way! You just need to know where to look. Follow me kid, I'll show you the world ;)