Monday, May 04, 2009

Dating Montage

I figured since my single girl days are numbered (96 to be exact), I should pay homage to the many men (many many many men) who made me the woman I am today. And no, I don't mean bitter. But definitely wiser, as in, "WTF was I thinking?"

Um, that was a rhetorical question.

Each week, I'll feature...let's see...96 days divided by 7 equals 13.71 weeks till I get married. Which means I'd have to write about...carry the ten...2.55 guys per week. That 0.55 post should be interesting.

To protect the "innocent" and "wankers" alike, I'll use nouns instead of names. This will also cut down on the confusion as I describe "that guy" and "that guy" because I don't actually remember all of their names. Isn't that horrible?

Again, a rhetorical question.

4 comments:

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Not horrible. Freakin' hilarious. :) (I'm jealous--I wish I could forget the names of a few guys I've dated...)

Erika said...

Trust me, some of their names are burned in my brain but luckily this was before my tattoo phase so I'm not sporting any "Jorge Forever" tats.

Starboard Tack said...

I'd forgotten how funny and enjoyable your blogs are!

A very entertaining blog!

Erika said...

Thanks ST! Hope you've been behaving yourself...but not TOO much :)