My morning shower is my time to think. I get some of my best ideas in the shower. I solve problems in the shower. And eventually, I get clean in the shower.
This morning I was so distracted thinking that I shaved one leg. And only one leg. Normally not the end of the world. Unless...
Did I mention I'm wearing short capris?
And my hair grows really fast.
And when I try to be all lady-like and cross my legs I hear a scritchy scritchy noise.
Ok, so it's not the END of the world. Just the last shred of my pride.
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