Within the first 30 minutes of the alarm clock going off, I've managed to...
a) break the top off the shampoo bottle and send it sailing across the bathroom
b) put shaving cream in my hair instead of conditioner
c) watch my nipples morph turn into mini-self-propelled-rockets as I run out of hot water and enjoy the benefits of a cold morning shower (benefits = 0)
It's amazing I managed to leave the house this morning.
2 comments:
On a Monday like that, Fate is telling you to go back to bed ... at least that's what she tells me.
OMG - is that what she's saying? I thought she was saying go back to red! I'm quite enjoying my temporary vacay as a brunette.
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