Monday, September 17, 2007

Meep Meep

Paul and I were chatting about a girl he used to date who was as vocal in the bedroom as Charlie Chaplin was on screen. Paul found it frustrating because he never knew whether he was doing something good, bad, or whether she was asleep.

I offered, "Wouldn't it have been funny if you could have made little signs with phrases stuck to popsicle sticks like Wile E. Coyote does when he's chasing the Road Runner. Except the signs would say things like
"Oooo baby" or "A bit to the left" and "Bob's Your Uncle".

Perhaps this could become a full scale marketing thingamajig. The signs could come in packs of 5. Keep 'em or trade 'em with your friends - collect all 20! Hmmm, no?

Perhaps this is why I don't work in marketing...

6 comments:

Peter DeWolf said...

Ha!

Though noise is part of the fun.

Erika said...

Peter: I agree - no signs required here. But come on, collect all 20...that sounds fun too.

Sarcasm Abounds said...

I like it! I dated someone who could use that, freaked me out that she was a mute.

These days I could use them when my wife and I are forced to stay with family or friends and decide to have quiet relations.

She could hold up the little sign that says "You're the King! You're the King!. ..ow my neck is cramping..."

SA

Sarcasm Abounds said...

P.S.

Now that I think about it, they should be required for substandard cummunity housing, you know thin walls and such. . .

Amy said...

WHAT!? Are you saying that "Paul" wasn't a virgin before he met you!?

Erika said...

Amy: Um, no. What do I look like, a teacher?