Saturday, February 28, 2009

Oops I Did It Again...

Have you ever gone to the bathroom, only to realize mid-pee that you don't hear the tinkle tinkle of urine...

You do the between-the-legs-WTF-look (because you "hover" you don't sit EVER) and see the lid is down. Yup, you've just peed on the toilet lid, and the floor. And a bit on your coat.

Did I mention you're in the staff bathroom of your dental office?

4 comments:

Jami said...

... and you KNOW they're going to know who did it unless you wipe it all up with toilet paper!

Nope - never happened to me. And I've never farted, either.

Erika said...

I did, I did! I wiped like there was no tomorrow. Ofcourse they have no toilet paper now, but it's a minor point...

Kirsten said...

I always use to hang over the toilet but you said that sitting on your hands worked better. I started doing this when I was pregnant... This avoids pee on your legs & clothing.

Erika said...

Maybe when you've been drinking, otherwise it's hover hover hover!