Monday, March 26, 2007

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm... #3

A certain blogger friend of mine who shall remain nameless rhymes with Heater is into tracking people who visit his blog.

I thought it would be interesting to see who was reading obsessively fixating on mine [yes, you like me, you really really like me]. Anyhoo on rhymes with Heater's recommendation I signed up for the handy dandy randy services of "My Blog Log".

One of said services is what I like to call a "web crumb". Much like Robert Downey and Britney dropped rehab bread crumbs to find their way back to Oz - a web crumb shows how readers found stumbled upon your site by complete accident, whether from a google search or via site link from another equally well endowed scripted blog.

And since I can't make **** like this up, I decided it was definately list worthy.

Things People Are Searching For With Google & My Blog Showed Up in the Results:
- redhead sparkly signs
- sluty figure skaters
- wedgie techniques
hot lady next door
- angry ferret photos
cute redhead at the office
- medicinal use of ketchup
- what would brian boitano do
- men answering door in bra
- sexy msn addys
- top 10 things to look forward to after 50th birthday
- strip scrabble
- office cubicle decorating
- sluty redheads
- sexy laryngitis voice
erika with a k
hungrey joes wives, and my personal favorite...
- big boobs jello wrestling

And to think, I'm the one common denominator in all this.


Peter DeWolf said...

Still looking for this: "big boobs jello wrestling"

Amy said...

Hahaha! My brain isn't working this morning, it took me almost 2 minutes to figure out who's name rhymes with "heater".

Yeah, I get a kick out of my Google hits as well. These are just a few from recent memory. Dirty girl, Naughty little Amy, Trimming [my friend's name]bush,[my friend's name]boobs,and Slutty underwear.

It's even funnier when these same people stick around for a long time and look at multiple pages. What do they think they are going to find?

James said...

I missed the big boobs jello wrestling post - what happened there, and where are the photos!

Erika said...

Peter: I don't think you're going to find it (at least not on my blog). Hey, weren't you looking for post ideas...

Amy: I'm not sure what they think they'll find. Confirmation that Andy Kaufman lives?

James: Not sure why my blog scored a hit. Weird ;)


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