Friday, July 06, 2007
My PG Rated Life
What the fuck? My blog is rated PG - parental guidance suggested.
Are you as fucking surprised as I am? And it's only PG because I've used the words "dead" and "dick". I know! I've also used crap and shit as least once. Not to mention fucko, bastard and ball licker. Ok, I didn't use ball licker. But maybe I fucking should. What's it take to get an R rating around here? Damn it all to H-E-double toothpicks. Er...hell. I mean hell.
And while I'm at it...how about tits. And arse. Tits and arse. There, I wrote it out. Instead of typing my usual "T & A" bullshit.
Oooo - and sex, sex, sex!
There PG rating! How do you like me now?
Oh. Now I'm rated R. And only because I used the word "sex".
Maybe I should have stuck with my PG rating and left out "sex". Then my blog could really imitate my life.